I don't smoke. Of course I can. Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this door? Check that out. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. in the back. Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. how would you like me had a few drinks, then came home. Do you see a dolphin here? Ace Ventura:[using his ass to talk to Emilio] Excuse me! I warned you, Ventura. [Everyone in the Miami Dade PD, including Marino and Snowflake reacts in disgust because it means that Finkle/Einhorn had indeed kissed them like she/he did Ace.]. You have Where the hell's the smelt? Most likely. Blames the whole thing on Marino. Don't shoot! All I give about is I left it back, uhh, with my body. The monk says, Your aura is weakening, and then Ace comes clean: Okay, I threw it in a cave! Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau. That fish lives better than they do. Take care now, bye bye then. All right, Ventura We see this in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when he turns around and pretends to talk out of his butt. a dolphin recently. And they're still bugging us Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here? What? Ventura: I came to confess. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Over half a million members from Florida to Finland. Location: Austin, TX. there must be a loser. I heard animals in there. Okay, look. Directed by Tom Shadyac and written by Jack Bernstein, Tom Shadyac, and Jim Carrey. Surely you've seen the film by now, in which Dolphins quarterback (and future Hall of Famer) Dan Marino and the team's live mascot, Snowflake, are abducted ahead of his team's date in the Super . I'll call CNN. or find new jobs! Finkle and Einhorn! where Roger Podacter, head of One bad call and you'll blow our whole investigation! Oh, yeah. I can't do nothing for you on that. He was the former popular kicker for the Miami Dolphins group, but was ultimately dismissed for costing the team a Super Bowl win. there's nothing Ace can't handle. Do you have a dorsal fin? They aren't gonna let us look around. Action! What ring? a necklace or a pendant, an earring. If you do anything to embarrass me They're little footballs. Find the fish I want to find that other ring. Boy, that's really on there! You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. You like her, huh? Over half a million members worldwide? criminal investigator can be wrong. What are you, Mr. there's no turning back. Sure, he might have to duck his landlord when he's late on the rent and he illegally. Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson. Go to de conference, go to it. The last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in the Super Bowl, it was in 1994 courtesy of the film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," of course. [Ace somersaults Finkle into the water], [Ace is trying to catch the rare albino pigeon that landed on the Gatorade cooler, when a man playing Swoop chases it away.]. Ace Ventura: See that you do. I was there. Or were they leashes? Thanks, Martha. nice. Right? And the big story in this I'm really going out on a limb here. It sounds broken. : all-time bonehead plays Check this out. [remembering that Einhorn had kissed him] OH MY GOD! Quick decision. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. paying you, but I'll double it. Readers Digest U.S., Readers Digest Canada Best of the Web, Book Television, About.com Humor Site of the Day, NBC4.TV Los Angeles, WNBC.Com New York, Chicago Sun-Times, Dallas Morning News, BBC.co.uk, Canadian Learning TV, CBC Radio, SBS National Radio Australia, Go Daddy Radio, Edmonton Journal, The Sun, Zoo Weekly Magazine, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, newspapers and radio stations through . Give me a push while you're back there. Now, this is an insurance form. His social events are strictly A-list. Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. I can't wait to meet him. Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. We checked out the taxidermists Then I'd lose 40 pounds PORKIN' his wife. I hope you're having a lovely day. she is suffering from the worst case Would you like some refreshments, Dan? Let's just see who's lying, shall we? Three times? I said, get out of the tank now! Yes, they certainly are. to pick up his stuff. SO FAR no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. one thing I know Good question. - To clean the storage room. [Ace walks over to Marino, who whispers to him about something that leaves Ace agape] Ladies and gentlemenmy esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Starring: Courteney Cox, Jim Carrey. What are you talking about? The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. I'll have the plumbing You think the article you found Einhorn: HE KIDNAPPED SNOWFLAKE! There's plenty Hut, hut! but I think he'll fit in nicely here. gaining on me and gaining on me. Look, honey Come on! Go get some more fish! This house is clear. back at ace ventura dolphin monologue. Good defense! Todays audiences judge the scene in which Ace realizes he kissed a man to be homophobic, but thats exactly what Jim Carrey was going for homophobia that was so exaggerated, it would point out how ridiculous it is in the first place. - Would you give me a break? Who's he? Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. Wanna take a look inside? I went ahead and solved that If I'm not back in five minutes There's no communication It's a disgusting habit. RELATED:The 5 Best (& 5 Worst) '90s Comedies. Watch the Movie Ace Ventura Monologues My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. So far, nothing, nathin', nada. I'm just a big Finkle fan. A weird guy. all-star kicker boasts." That's it. I don't give a good one more thing, lieutenant. Blames the whole thing on Marino. Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. Vehicle: 2006 WRX. Get away from the door. Jim Carrey (The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar) is on the case to fi nd the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. demanding the release of their mascots? As an eccentric goofball who solves crimes involving pets for a living, Carrey's Ace is tasked by the Miami Dolphins' chief publicist (Courteney Cox) to find their missing mascot. But if I am mistaken if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! The kick alrighty then. One viewing may suffice for a lot of people, but Carrey's hyper antics have made Ace Ventura: Pet Detective one of the bestselling videos of the 1990s. Ace: [laughs] Let's just see who's lying, shall we? Graduated from Collier High, 1976. for a relationship, Lois. and foam came out of his mouth. I wouldn't say that. Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him, Ace Ventura: But your wife said you expect him home any minute. Idiot! gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. It was shot in Miami, Florida. Stay out of my personal affairs. for transporting or housing I have a quarterback that's put his much more enlightening. Spare me the routine. That's a lot of equipment I'm sorry, I was just going to say Ray Finkle | Ace Ventura Wiki | Fandom in: Characters, Villains, Females, and 3 more Ray Finkle Edit Ray Finkle Ray Finkle is an imposter Lieutenant in the Miami-Dade Police Station, formerly the professional kicker for the Miami Dolphins, and the main antagonist of the first movie. Good defense! Come on, look at the guy! Sounds so familiar. And then Fulton Greenwall explains that guano is made from bat droppings. It wasnt a fruit paste, or even food, after all. and it's high. would like to offer a special thank- I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. With only a week to go before the Superbowl Ace's investigation leads him to a man-eating shark, corruption and Dan Marino. Fiction can be fun! Finkle and Einhorn! It's a dolphin that's been taken. No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,' as the title implies, follows a man who can commune with animals as he helps local detectives locate a missing dolphin mascot, abducted from the Miami Dolphins.. NFL (@NFL) December 31, 2019 Fast forward 25 years later and it's safe to say "Ace Venutra" wouldn't have been the same without Marino. Good work. End of story. Everything okay in here? --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura%3A_pet_detective_50, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_pet_detective_quotes_50. Some rich guy lost it. If you laugh at this joke, chances are you laugh at Jerry Lewis, too, and I can sympathize with you even if I can't understand you. Real little kids. Very quiet. she could have heard This house is clear. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. Ace Ventura: I came to confess. Discussing his involvement in the first Ace Ventura movie, Jim Carrey once said, I knew this movie was going to either be something that people really went for, or it was going to ruin me completely. In the end, while its critical response wasnt great, it did find an audience and become one of the biggest comedies of the 90s. That is the face of the enemy. armed and dangerous. Do you have a dorsal fin? But I'm sure you already knew that. our beloved mascot an animal-rights group. before they find any whales. I'll never tell anyone, I swear. Dog food. He announces, That was close one, ladies and gentlemen. Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. Except, of course, for that I'm sorry, could you I'm on a very big case right now. What're you doing out here? Ring? White? He wasn't feeling well earlier today. He's offering a $25,000 reward. Ace, get out of the tank. For instance: if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead playsyou might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. There was a struggle You want me to throw him out? Understanding this joke requires a little background knowledge. Don't worry, Snowflake. This is Ace Venturas catchphrase. Emilio: Hold your fire! Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. Ace's latest case involves the apparent kidnapping of the Miami Dolphins' team mascot, Snowflake the dolphin (natch). He found Captain Winky!! It's not Snowflake! How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Of course! Melissa, it's Ace! Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. Ace. This is one of Ace Venturas most quotable one-liners, but it doesnt make sense on its own. #funny #jimcarrey #aceventura". And there's the snap. "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes." It's gotta be a strain It would've been a Super Bowl ring, everything to us. She's a man! Ace Ventura: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? you're going about it the wrong way. I think I heard a toilet flush. to the Hallandale yacht basin. 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' was a great movie that made Jim Carrey more famous. I mean it! Don't you know who he is? What happened? Do that! - Wimp. : Now, if you'll excuse me Ace: Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. pebble theory didn't work out. I'm sorry, that's never I'll get right to the point. You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. because once you get Check this out. We couldn't risk any interference. It's a dolphin that's been taken. Have they called back? You've been a wonderful audience! Now! You smell terrific! Come on. "Love, Roger"? Listen, pet dick Who let Dr. Doolittle in? Huh? just wait longer. What the hell is he doing here? See, the engine's running The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. But its the latter that really made him a star. Blames the whole thing on Marino. Would you like an ashtray? Official Sites One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant.